Mortified

Rick: come on morty we gotta go! i just watched *burrrp* Netflix documentary on Shamoo 
come on morty we gotta save the whales 
we gotta save the whaaales morty! the whaales! come on lets go! 

Morty: Uhhh... ok.

*breaks into seaworld, strapping a jetpack onto shamoo* 

Rick:   now when i hit the switch we will fly shammy into a series of universes at mock speeds, 
just hold on tight mor*buurrrrp*ty
ready set
Morty:   WAIT IM NOT READY RIc-
Rick: GO!
*2 UNIVERSES LATER*

Jesus and Rick in unison: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!?!?!?!?!?